Vampires Suck Movie Delivered Funny Twilight Saga Spoofs & More
Vampires Suck movie delivered funny Twilight Saga spoofs & more. 20th Century Fox released their new spoof/comedy flick “Vampires Suck” into theaters this weekend. I just got back from seeing it,and I thought it was pretty funny. Some of the jokes were lame,so I can see how the top critics gave it some pretty negative reviews. However it wasn’t entirely bad as it did deliver some pretty funny spoofs for the “Twilight Saga” movies. It stars: Matt Lanter, Emily Brobst, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi, Krystal Mayo, Crista Flanagan, Ken Jeong, Arielle Kebbel,and Devon Kelly.
“Vampires Suck” movie revolved around character Becca (Jenn Proske), which was a spoof on the Twilight Saga Bella character. She eventually meets Jacob,then Edward,but his name is Edward Sullen instead of Cullen. Becca and Edward go through the same scenes as the Twilight movies accept they have a little spoofy twist to them.
Edward saves Becca from the speeding van by throwing another person in front of it,he kills vampire James by knocking his head off with a baseball bat and shoving it up his butt,Edwards whole family tries to attack Becca instead of just the one member,and more. Finally, after delivering one spoof after another,it delivered a crazy ending,involving the Volturi Clan,or the spoof Volturi Clan I should say. They had that funny Asian guy from “The Hangover” movie play the lead Volturi,and he was very funny.
Edward and the Volturi ended up battling it out at the high school prom instead of private palace in Italy. I thought the movie was pretty funny. They definitely missed on a couple of the spoofs as they were just too ridiculous,but it was never boring,and it did make me laugh so I enjoyed it. It also featured a funny “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” spoof. I gave it a B- grade. “Vampires Suck” movie is in theaters now. Get your “Vampires Suck” movie tickets at Fandango by Clicking Here.
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