New Machete Movie Delivered Graphic Action,Nude Lindsay Lohan & More
New Machete movie delivered graphic action,nude Lindsay Lohan & more. 20th Century Fox released their new graphic action flick “Machete” into theaters this weekend. I just got done checking it out,and it was better than I thought it would be. It delivered disgusting graphic action,hot chicks,and some nudity. What more could a film deliver? I have to admit I was shocked to see Lindsay Lohan do nude scenes,but at the same time, I wasn’t. She’s not a kid anymore,and this one was far from being “Herby the Love Bug.” The movie stars: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson,and Steven Seagal.
“Machete” revolved around character Machete (Danny Trejo) who is a former renegade Mexican Federale who can basically just kick everybody’s ass. He gets setup by drug criminal Torrez (Steven Seagal),and Torrez murders his wife. Then thinks he murders Machete,but he thinks wrong. Eventually, Machete ends up in America and gets caught up in a situation that foils Torrez’s plans to gain control of the Mexican border for his drug operation.
Machete hooks up with Luz (Michelle Rodriguez) who is the beautiful leader of a Mexican alliance operation. He also hooks up with the hot Jessica Alba who plays character Sartana who is a law enforcement agent that eventually helps him out after becoming convinced that it’s the right thing to do. The movie contained lots of action,and they didn’t hold back on the graphic conclusions either. They showed limbs being chopped off,including the head and guns being fired at point-blank range in people’s faces. Again, no imagination was necessary because they filled all that in.
Lindsay Lohan played the daughter of Booth who aided the senator. She ended up doing some great nude scenes in the flick,and also got involved in a little bit of the action towards the end. The movie capped off with a big action-filled conclusion that left a lot of people dead. I thought the movie was highly entertaining,but you definitely don’t want to take your kids to see it because it’s highly graphic. It contained tons of action,drama,nudity,and a little comedy. The whole nine yards. I gave this movie a grade A. “Machete” movie is in theaters now. Get your “Machete” movie tickets at Fandango by Clicking Here. Follow us on Facebook for more movie news,reviews,and more by Clicking Here.