New Machete Movie Delivered Graphic Action,Nude Lindsay Lohan & More

New Machete Movie Delivered Graphic Action,Nude Lindsay Lohan & More

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New Machete movie delivered graphic action,nude Lindsay Lohan & more. 20th Century Fox released their new graphic action flick “Machete” into theaters this weekend. I just got done checking it out,and it was better than I thought it would be. It delivered disgusting graphic action,hot chicks,and some nudity. What more could a film deliver? I have to admit I was shocked to see Lindsay Lohan do nude scenes,but at the same time, I wasn’t. She’s not a kid anymore,and this one was far from being “Herby the Love Bug.” The movie stars: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson,and Steven Seagal.


“Machete” revolved around character Machete (Danny Trejo) who is a former renegade Mexican Federale who can basically just kick everybody’s ass. He gets setup by drug criminal Torrez (Steven Seagal),and Torrez murders his wife. Then thinks he murders Machete,but he thinks wrong. Eventually, Machete ends up in America and gets caught up in a situation that foils Torrez’s plans to gain control of the Mexican border for his drug operation.


Machete hooks up with Luz (Michelle Rodriguez) who is the beautiful leader of a Mexican alliance operation. He also hooks up with the hot Jessica Alba who plays character Sartana who is a law enforcement agent that eventually helps him out after becoming convinced that it’s the right thing to do. The movie contained lots of action,and they didn’t hold back on the graphic conclusions either. They showed limbs being chopped off,including the head and guns being fired at point-blank range in people’s faces. Again, no imagination was necessary because they filled all that in.

Lindsay Lohan played the daughter of Booth who aided the senator. She ended up doing some great nude scenes in the flick,and also got involved in a little bit of the action towards the end. The movie capped off with a big action-filled conclusion that left a lot of people dead. I thought the movie was highly entertaining,but you definitely don’t want to take your kids to see it because it’s highly graphic. It contained tons of action,drama,nudity,and a little comedy. The whole nine yards. I gave this movie a grade A. “Machete” movie is in theaters now. Get your “Machete” movie tickets at Fandango by Clicking Here. Follow us on Facebook for more movie news,reviews,and more by Clicking Here.

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3 Responses

  1. Action Jackson says:

    after reading some comments all over the net I’ve realized that
    The American won the box office this weekend in numbers
    but not in American hearts.

    Machete rocked!!

    My review for Machete is simple.

    Want to have a fun and fantastic time at the movies? then go see Machete.

    you will not be dissapointed “unless
    you are the kind of person that looks at porno for relationship advice”

    “”*quoted from a review I read somewhere.

    Considering the movies Hollywood has been making as of late like Scott Pilgrim or the soon to be released 1,000’s of remakes it has in store for us… I must admit that Machete is a CLASSIC!! truly unique and original. It stands on its own two feet and slashes the competition with what other movies today can’t offer right now, which is fun and fantastically funny moments that will stay with you for the rest of your life. for example: The Church scene alone is Magnificently outstanding!! Though yes, the movie exploits the current immigration status currently in the states, the movie carries a deep and wonderful message behind it. All the actors as well as the action were great. Best movie I’ve enjoyed in a while. it was fun and better the second time. I am sure the third will be a charm. I cannot speak highly enough on this movie. Go see it! You don’t know what you are missing!! and don’t forget to check yourselves at the door because your not going to see the Godfather part 4, it’s Machete!! so don’t go in with too high of expectations and a notepad for Oscar considerations unless The Oscars revealed a FUN TIME at the theaters category then you can surely expect Machete to win. VivaMachete!!!!
    in 3D next time 😉

  2. tiger tim says:

    NO TIME, TALENT or MONEY to take so much
    as a glance in the direction of the 20th anniversary
    of the Tiennamen Massacre OR the urgently relevant
    60th anniversary of the KOREAN WAR —BUT!
    lots and lots and lots of everything available
    for biz-nihilist, agitprop race baiting.

    BTW —we wonder just how many illegal, unserviced
    aliens DeNiro himself is ‘using’ to run his Tribeca


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