New Machete movie delivered graphic action,nude Lindsay Lohan & more. 20th Century Fox released their new graphic action flick “Machete” into theaters this weekend. I just got done checking it out,and it was better than I thought it would be. It delivered disgusting graphic action,hot chicks,and some nudity. What more could a film deliver? I have to admit I was shocked to see Lindsay Lohan do nude scenes,but at the same time, I wasn’t. She’s not a kid anymore,and this one was far from being “Herby the Love Bug.” The movie stars: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson,and Steven Seagal.
“Machete” revolved around character Machete (Danny Trejo) who is a former renegade Mexican Federale who can basically just kick everybody’s ass. He gets setup by drug criminal Torrez (Steven Seagal),and Torrez murders his wife. Then thinks he murders Machete,but he thinks wrong. Eventually, Machete ends up in America and gets caught up in a situation that foils Torrez’s plans to gain control of the Mexican border for his drug operation. Read more »