Celebrity Big Brother USA Just Got Another Very Arrogant, Interested Celebrity
Hey Big Brother fans. We’ve got a new report that recently came out for the upcoming Celebrity Big Brother USA edition. This one is actually from one of the wannabe celebrity contestants himself. Perez Hilton of Perezhilton.com recently created a new post titled, “Celebrity Big Brother America!”
In the post, he revealed that he wants to definitely compete in the Celebrity Big Brother USA season that’s scheduled to start in a few months. In a very cocky or confident manner. Whichever way you want to interpret it. Perez explained why he should definitely be chosen to appear on the show as well as why some other celebrities who have shown interest shouldn’t be considered.
He called former NSYNC boy band member Lance Bass a very nice guy, but too vanilla to be on Big Brother. On the other hand, he said of himself that he’s going to “deliver,” and that they can expect him to always “deliver.”
For those of you who don’t know who Perez Hilton is, he’s a celebrity gossip blogger/TV personality. He’s very flamboyant and outspoken. He’s appeared on quite a lot of TV shows including the UK’s version of Celebrity Big Brother. Some of the other TV shows he’s appeared on are: The Sopranos, Glee, Law And Order: Special Victims Unit, “Sharknado 2: The Second One” TV movie, Hot In Cleveland, The Game TV show, Meet The Blacks, Inside Amy Schumer, CBS’ The Bold And The Beautiful and more.
These were mostly guest appearances. He’s most famous for his controversial celebrity news site. He’s used to create a lot of drama with it. It’s a bit more tame now.
Anyways, in his post, he posted a video that shows him giving his pitch to CBS and whoever else is willing to listen as to why he should be part of the first ever Celebrity Big Brother cast.
In it he says, “Hello. Hi world. My name is Perez Hilton. I would say a lot of people probably know that. Most of you might know me from my website, but a lot of people in the UK also know that I was on Celebrity Big Brother UK. It was announced a couple of months ago that America is doing their own version of Celebrity Big Brother, and I instantly had my agent reach out and say that I was interested.
I didn’t say anything publicly despite a lot of people tweeting me and Facebooking me about it because I thought, ‘You know. Let me play it somewhat cool.’ I let them know I was interested, but if I start talking about it then it’s not gonna happen.
Because people who talk about it, they’re not going to be on the show. Well, that’s what I did think until I just read an article in The Hollywood Reporter in which a bunch of celebrities spoke about wanting to be on the show and why they would be so good on the show. Although really, they didn’t present any convincing arguments to me as to why they would be great on the show.
The article from the Hollywood Reporter was with Lance Bass, Kaitlyn Bristowe. Ooh, I don’t know. She was some Bachelorette girl. I met her at Heidi Pratt’s baby shower. She was lovely. Spencer Pratt chatted about it. Bobby Moynihan, Tom Eisemann. Let me break it down for you people alright.
I was the most talked about housemate in the history of Celebrity Big Brother on social media. This is a fact. Never before and not since has any housemate gotten as much coverage and attention on social media as I. That is according to CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) UK themselves. Their own analytics expert who went into that house and let me and everybody else know. I dominated my season. It was called the Perez show for a reason.
And if I were to get on CBB US (Celebrity Big Brother US), it would be the Perez show 2.0. I wouldn’t be doing the same show. It wouldn’t even be a show. The Perez show is really just me. I am that fabulous. I am that polarizing! I am that controversial! I always have something to talk about. I always deliver, and that’s the big thing, right?
Listen, let’s get F@#cking real. Julie Chen who hosts the show, has said she wants these big name people on the show. They’re not gonna do it. And let’s say they’re able to book a C-lister. C-listers are not gonna deliver. Let’s say they’re even able to get a Sean Spicer or a Scaramouche. Um, they’re gonna suck.
Perez Hilton will deliver for you. I am guaranteed to be good and bring the goods. You never know what I’m gonna say. You never know what I’m gonna do. And I’m so freaking honest. I’m so honest that I’m about to say something that I might regret.
I’ve never watched a single, damn episode of Big Brother U.S. I don’t know game play. I don’t have a f@#ckin strategy! But, my strategy is to win. I am the most competitive person I know. You may have seen me on “Worst Cooks in America: Celebrity Edition” on the Food Network. And guess what. I won! I won, and I deserved to win. I was the best.
I mean seriously. Like,if they’re gonna book a gay. Well hopefully, they might book more than one gay. But, if they’re gonna book a gay. And they had to choose between Lance Bass and me. Lance Bass is boring. Lance Bass brings nothing to the table! Lovely guy. Nice person, but vanilla.
I’m f@#ckin Rocky Road swirled with peanut butter and dripping with dulcedeleche. That’s me. My team may not be happy that I made this video, but I don’t care. I clearly know what I wanna do, and I believe in putting out into the universe what you want. And I wanna be apart of the conversation in a most substantial way.
Why didn’t the f#@ckin Hollywood Reporter not hit me up? And yeah. If you didn’t watch me on Celebrity Big Brother UK, watch some clips online. I actually regret nothing that I did in that house. A lot of people were appalled by my behavior.
The British media dubbed me Britain’s most hated man which I loved because it wasn’t true. You know there was another person in that house who was the mean, vicious, cruel, attacking in the most disgusting way. All I did was entertain myself. Sing and dance to myself and be silly.
What ended up happening over the course of my four weeks in that house is I ended up regressing from an adult to my twenties, to a teenager. By the end of my experience in that house, I was a kid. It was a defense mechanism. My way of coping.
The Perez show was how I was safe in there. But, I regret nothing. Zero. My only regret is maybe I didn’t even go harder on that big bully. I should’ve even gone harder in hindsight. I did learn that valuable lesson. When confronted by a bully, you can’t walk away. Because in their mind, they think they win. No, when confronted by a bully, you need to be stronger and cut their balls off.
So, if I were to enter Big Brother U.S., I would go in with no f@#cking game plan. I don’t need a game plan. I’m just that good naturally. And I also think I can easily suss people out. I’m pretty bright. I’m not the smartest person I know, but I’m not dumb as rocks. And some of these people on reality TV, they’re not that bright ok.
Some of these “Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” folks. They’re hot, but there’s not much else going on here (points to his head). Um yeah. I think I’ve said everything I need to say. If you wanna see Perez Hilton on Celebrity Big Brother U.S., let CBS know. Let Julie Chen know. Let the producers of the show know America wants Perez.
Thank you guys for watching. If you enjoyed this video, hit like. Hit share. Tweet about it. Facebook it. Instagram, and if you’re not following me yet,follow me. Bye.” You guys can view Perez Hilton’s Celebrity Big Brother USA application video on Youtube by Clicking Here.
So, that was Perez Hilton’s spill to get on the show. We have to admit that he is quite animated and would be entertaining on the show. He was voted out 7th on the UK version after insulting the hell out of various other houseguests. The UK version is different from the American version. In their version, the fans vote houseguests out. It works like how the first season of Big Brother USA did. The sucky one.
Celebrity Big Brother USA will be very different for Perez. He’ll certainly need some sort of a strategy, or at least develop one as he starts playing. And that’s if he’s even able to get on the show. I guess we’ll see if his application video makes into the CBS decision room.
Perez Hilton now joins previously reported celebrities that have been rumored to show interest: rock stars Sebastian Bach and Vince Neil, Model and former “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” star Brandi Glanville, Professional skateboarder and Jacka** movie star Bam Margera, Comedian Kathy Griffin, actor Neil Patrick Harris, actor Ryan Lochte and The Walking Dead Daryl Dixon actor Norman Reedus.
What do you guys think of Perez Hilton’s very arrogant spill? Do you think he has what it takes to compete on Celebrity Big Brother USA? Let us know in the comments and stay tuned. Also, be sure to follow us on our Big Brother Facebook page for more Big Brother news by Clicking Here.
