New Ted 2 Movie Delivered Great Laughs,Drama,Silly Story & More
Universal Pictures released their new comedy flick, “Ted 2,” into theaters this weekend. I just checked it out and thought it was extremely funny, delivering laughs at every turn. The plotline was amazingly silly though, but it’s about a Teddy bear that came to life and smokes pot, so I guess it would be really hard to expect anything other than extreme silliness.
Anyways, the movie stars: Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Mark Wahlberg, Dennis Haysbert, Amanda Seyfried, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane and Jessica Barth.
In the new flick, Ted (Seth MacFarlane) has gotten married to a hot blonde, named Tami-Lynn. Unfortunately, they run into major marital problems after a couple of months, and ultimately decide they need a baby to help repair the God forsaken marriage. However, things go from bad to really worse when the government decides that Ted is not actually a real person, and that he’s actually deemed as property instead.
This means he can no longer keep his job, his marriage is forced to be annulled, and he damn sure can’t have a freaking baby. This leads he and John (Mark Wahlberg) to seek out a lawyer, which they can’t come close to affording. However, this lawyer has a daughter named, Samantha (Amanda Seyfried), who he wants to gain some experience, and offers her to take the case for free.
From there, Amanda ,Ted and John smoke heavy bong hits and do lots of crazy stuff while trying to figure out how to win Ted’s weird ass case. Amanda finally comes up with an idea to employ super lawyer,Patrick Meighan (Morgan Freeman), to take the case , but he refuses at first.
Ted also has to escape the clutches of nemesis, Donny, who has returned to try and capture Ted for his own personal gain. However, John and Amanda are able to rescue him, but not without a life-threatening situation occurring for John. This leads to a conclusion that brings Patrick back to accept Ted’s case after seeing how much Ted and John care for each other. Awww.
Again, I enjoyed watching the flick as it was just, straight up, funny as hell, especially when they had the crazy idea of giving Tom Brady a hand job in his sleep to steal his semen for Ted’s baby. Unbelievable. Like i just couldn’t imagine anything more insane. Anyways, I gave the movie a solid B+ grade. Stay tuned. Also, get your favorite Movie stuff, and more by Clicking Here.